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FIRST’S

  

1. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?  
go back to sleep.

2.What’s the first thing you wash when you take a shower?  
body

3. What’s the first thing you do when you get in the car?  
turn it on

4. What’s the first item of clothing you put on when you get dressed?  
my underwear?

5. What age did you give your first kiss?  
i was in kindergarten 

6. What age did you lose your virginity?  
16

7. What age were you when you first drank alcohol?  
i dont remember

8. What’s the first drug you tried?  
marrrry jane!

9. What’s the name of your first love?  
jordan

10. Where was your first vacation?  
orlando

11. What was your first car?  
Bad Luck BUICK

12. How old were you when you got your first job?  
19

  SECOND’S

  

1. What is your second favorite food?  
pasta

2. What is your second favorite animal?  
hedgehog

3. What is your second favorite drink?  
beer

4. What is your second favorite song?  
pray for you

5. What’s your second favorite store?  
gander mountain

6. What’s your second favorite saying or quote?  
shit happens

7. What’s the second thing you seen this morning?  
my cousin

8. Name one of your second cousins?  
makayla

9. What is the name of your second favorite restaurant?  
mcdonalds

10. Who was your second grade teacher?  
mrs lovely

11. What was the name of the second animal you have had?  
Tazz

12. Describe your second boyfriend?  
ugly

  THIRD’S

  

1. What was the name of your third boyfriend?  
micheal

2. Who is the third friend on your myspace?  
well you see, no one uses myspace anymore…

3. What’s the third job you ever had?  
cody’s roadhouse

4. In high school, Freshman year, what was your third period class?  
Mr Calma’s sexy self <3

5. What did you do on the 3rd of this month?  
got drunk,

6. What will you be doing in 3 hours?  
sleeping

7. What’s your third siblings name? (if you have one)  
i dont have one!

8. What’s your third favorite sport?  
baseball

9. What’s your third favorite car?  
not a buick

10. Color?  
yellow

11. What is the third thing you thought about today?  
i’m hungry

12. Where were you three days ago?  
boyfriends birthday dinner

You know you’ve got a redneck family when..

Your aunt says “Why do people pay to take mud baths at a spa when you can make one for free in your backyard?”

georgia-redhead:

Amen. #BlakeShelton

georgia-redhead:

Amen. #BlakeShelton

Full custom m38 Turkish Mauser with Lyman peeps and a 16&#8221; barrel

Full custom m38 Turkish Mauser with Lyman peeps and a 16” barrel

« If your dream house is a double wide trailer sittin back in the holler on a country road then baby that’s where we’ll go ♥ »

she&#8217;d rather wear a pair of cut off jeans, than a fancy evenin dresss,and with her windows rolled down and her hair blown all around, shes a hot southern mess&#8230;♥

she’d rather wear a pair of cut off jeans, than a fancy evenin dresss,
and with her windows rolled down and her hair blown all around, shes a hot southern mess…

contraband-kissing:

I wanna be standing on this bridge with you one day

contraband-kissing:

I wanna be standing on this bridge with you one day

(Source: youre-smoking-it-wrong-man)

glitterandnightmares:

glitterandnightmares:

glitterandnightmares:

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF TUMLBLR, THIS WOMAN NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!! PLEASE DO NOT KEEP SCROLLING.
My sister Amanda’s life long friend, and a friend of the family’s has been in a serious accident just a few short days ago. This is the post from her sister:

Lauren suffered severe head trauma as a result of being struck by a car while on a run in Los Angeles the morning of Friday April 19, 2013. Lauren was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in West Hollywood immediately following the incident undergoing an emergency labectomy to remove a portion of the front left lobe of her brain as well as surgery to extract a portion of her skull to relieve pressure and allow the brain to swell. At this point, her status is described as extremely critical but stable. Lauren and her family have a long road ahead to recovery but I am hopeful this page can serve to relieve some of the financial burden by raising funds in her name. If you know her, you also know that she has six siblings (ages 11-26) waiting anxiously at their home near St. Louis, Missouri who would love to see their sister. With your help, we can make that happen as well as help fund a portion of the flights, hotel rooms, meals, etc. along the way. Please help spread the word and donate if you can. Every little bit helps. 

The response of help for this cause has been incredible, but I have faith that the people of tumblr can spread this story further. I won’t say anything crazy like “you have no heart if you don’t reblog this” but every post and reblog will help. Like the facebook page below to show your support, spread the word, and if you even feel the need to do so, DONATE for her recovery fund. Over $23,000 was raised in just one day, let’s see what else can be done.
To like the facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/LaurenMurphyRecoveryFund
Or feel free to donate: http://www.gofundme.com/laurenmurphy
ANY BIT HELPS! PLEASE HELP SPREAD THIS STORY! 

PLEASE CONTINUE TO REBLOG THIS AND SPREAD THE NEWS. EVERY DONATION HELPS!

INCREDIBLE UPDATE!!!!!!! The support for all of this from all over the country has been crazy. The news has spread far enough to get the attention of thousands, including both Joey Fatone and Lance Bass of N’Sync, who both sent videos reaching out to Lauren! The amazing community has raised over $30,000 for Lauren to help cover medical bills, food and travel funds to get her family out to her as soon as possible. 
And the craziest part? Ready for this?! TAYLOR SWIFT DONATED $25,000. The support has been incredible, please continue to reblog this post and get as much support for this incredible girl.

glitterandnightmares:

glitterandnightmares:

glitterandnightmares:

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF TUMLBLR, THIS WOMAN NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!! PLEASE DO NOT KEEP SCROLLING.


My sister Amanda’s life long friend, and a friend of the family’s has been in a serious accident just a few short days ago. This is the post from her sister:

Lauren suffered severe head trauma as a result of being struck by a car while on a run in Los Angeles the morning of Friday April 19, 2013. Lauren was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in West Hollywood immediately following the incident undergoing an emergency labectomy to remove a portion of the front left lobe of her brain as well as surgery to extract a portion of her skull to relieve pressure and allow the brain to swell. At this point, her status is described as extremely critical but stable. 

Lauren and her family have a long road ahead to recovery but I am hopeful this page can serve to relieve some of the financial burden by raising funds in her name. If you know her, you also know that she has six siblings (ages 11-26) waiting anxiously at their home near St. Louis, Missouri who would love to see their sister. With your help, we can make that happen as well as help fund a portion of the flights, hotel rooms, meals, etc. along the way. Please help spread the word and donate if you can. Every little bit helps. 

The response of help for this cause has been incredible, but I have faith that the people of tumblr can spread this story further. I won’t say anything crazy like “you have no heart if you don’t reblog this” but every post and reblog will help. Like the facebook page below to show your support, spread the word, and if you even feel the need to do so, DONATE for her recovery fund. Over $23,000 was raised in just one day, let’s see what else can be done.

To like the facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/LaurenMurphyRecoveryFund

Or feel free to donate: http://www.gofundme.com/laurenmurphy

ANY BIT HELPS! PLEASE HELP SPREAD THIS STORY! 

PLEASE CONTINUE TO REBLOG THIS AND SPREAD THE NEWS. EVERY DONATION HELPS!

INCREDIBLE UPDATE!!!!!!! The support for all of this from all over the country has been crazy. The news has spread far enough to get the attention of thousands, including both Joey Fatone and Lance Bass of N’Sync, who both sent videos reaching out to Lauren! The amazing community has raised over $30,000 for Lauren to help cover medical bills, food and travel funds to get her family out to her as soon as possible. 

And the craziest part? Ready for this?! TAYLOR SWIFT DONATED $25,000. The support has been incredible, please continue to reblog this post and get as much support for this incredible girl.